"Denounce The Devil!"
The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.
Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how
little you think of his evil!"
The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying
man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his
evil?"
The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I
ought to aggravate anybody."
"An Email From...?"
A businessman from Wisconsin went on a business trip to Louisiana. Upon arrival, he immediately plugged his laptop
into the hotel room port and sent a short E-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer Johnson,
at her address, JennJohn@world.net.
Unfortunately, in his haste, he mistyped a letter and the E-mail ended up
going to JeanJohn@world.net, a Jean Johnson in Duluth, the wife of a preacher who had just
passed away and was buried that day. The preacher's wife took one look at the E-mail and
promptly fainted.
It read, "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here!"
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