"Zen Master in NYC"
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot-dog
vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays
with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.
"My change?" asks the Zen Master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
"Creating..."
G-d: "Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and
darkness of Earth."
Angel: "What are you going to do now?"
G-d: "Call it a day."
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