“Directions for Adam & Eve”
After a few days after creation, the Lord called to Adam
and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so
I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who
took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you
Lord, that WAS enjoyable." And the Lord replied, "Yes, Adam, I thought you might
enjoy that, and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, “What is a
'caress'?" So the Lord again gave Adam a
brief description, and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and
said, "'Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said,
"'You've done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve."
And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?" So the Lord again gave Adam directions, and Adam
went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds, puzzled to
no end. And Adam said,
"Lord, what is a 'headache'?"
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