"Playing Golf"
A bishop and his driver are playing golf together. The driver is putting for
a par on the first hole, but he misses with a few inches.. “Damn, I missed," the
driver shouts. "Please, choose your words more carefully," the bishop says.
After a while, the driver is putting for a par on the second hole, but again
the ball refuses to go into the hole. "Damn, I missed again!" he shouts.
"My son," says the bishop, "If you use that kind of words, G-d
will punish you." So the game goes on. At the fifth hole the driver has a chance on a
birdie. He carefully concentrates, make the
put..... and misses. "Hell, I missed!!" he shouts angrily.
Then, black clouds start gathering on the sky, and there is the sound of
roaring thunder. Suddenly a flash of lightning
strikes.... and the bishop is struck dead. Then,
from behind the clouds, there is a rumbling voice…
"DAMN IT! I MISSED!"
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