"The Priest And The Bum"
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a subway one day. He sat down next
to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick, and
he had a half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.
He opened he opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple of
minutes later he asked the priest, "Father what causes arthritis"?
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too
much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man."
"Geez, I'll be damned," uttered the drunk and returned to reading
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he said turned to the man and apologized.
"I'm sorry son, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you
had arthritis?"
"I don't, father. I was just reading in the paper that the Pope
has arthritis.. "
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