"The Cowboy's Dilemma"
Two cowboys are out in the woods rounding up cattle.
They stop to cook some lunch when Tex decides he needs to pee.
He ambles off a short distance and starts to do his
business, peeing over a fallen log. On the log, a rattlesnake had been sunning
himself and, of course, didn't take kindly to the bath he got.
So the snake up and bit the cowboy on his
"Johnson." Now Tex didn't like being bit there very well and started to
scream bloody murder. His friend Rex came running to see what the commotion was all
about.
Rex asked Tex what happened and was quickly told the
details, ”What kind of medical treatment is used?" asked Tex. "I
don't know, but I do remember hearing that you should stay still and be clam. I'll
ride to town and get the Doc or find out what to do."
So Rex rode to town, not sparing the horse, pulling up to
the Doctor's office in a cloud of dust, ran in and told the Doc a rattler had bit Tex, but
not any of the details.
"What needs to be done Doc, can you come out and take
care of Tex?"
"Mrs. Ryan is about to have her baby so I can't come.
But here's what needs to be done. You make a cut with this scalpel in the
shape of an X by the fang mark, and then you have to suck all the poison out."
"Say, Doc, what happens if this ain't done? asked Rex.
"It's very likely that Rex could die." said the
Doc.
Rex rode back to Tex in not as fast a trip and found him
lying in the shade not feeling too well.
"WHAT DID THE DOC SAY? Tex hollered seeing Rex looking
rather distraught.
"Well... He said you gonna die, ol' boy!" said Rex.
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