"Southern Belle in NYC"
Miss Annabell has just returned from her big trip to New
York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy's mansion with her
southern belle friends. She tells them the stories of her trip as they stare spellbound.
"You just wouldn't believe what they have there in New
York City," says Miss Annabell. "They have men there who kiss other men on the
lips."
Miss Annabell's friends fan themselves and say, "Oh
my! Oh my!"
"They call them homosexuals," proclaims Miss
Annabell.
"Oh my! Oh my," proclaim the girls as they fan
themselves.
"They also have women there in New York City who kiss
other women on the lips!"
"Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the girls. "What do
they call them?" they ask.
"They call them lesbians," says Miss Annabell.
"They also have men who kiss women between the legs,
there in New York City," sighs Miss Annabell.
"Oh my! Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the girls as they
sit on the edge of their chairs and fan themselves even faster. "What do they call
them?" they ask in unison.
Miss Annabell leans forward and says with a blush in a hush, "Why, when
I caught my breath, and recovered my senses, I called him 'Precious!'"
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