"The Broom"
A young Southern peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a
broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice. The boss was quite
unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into
his office, "But why?" he asked.
"Nothin, I just wanna quit that's all," she said
sullenly.
"Look, I'll give you a raise."
"No," she said.
"You can't just quit like that. There must be a
reason. Tell me."
"Okay if you must know..." said the girl, and she
took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, "Look, I haven't had this
before, it's the broom's bristles, I tell you..."
Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and
showed his, and said, "Ha ha...my dear, it's nature. Look, I have it, too...."
"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can't wait two weeks, I quit now!
Not only do you have the bristles, but you've grown the handle as well."
Have a website? PLEASE, paste this code in the HTML of your website to link to
us
— it's fast and easy! And it's the best way to let as many people as possible
know about cool funny jokes Joke du Jour has prepared for you!! Thanks!
<a
href="http://www.jokedujour.com/archive/archive.htm">Cool Funny
Jokes</a> |
|
|
