“Farmer’s Four Daughters”
There was a farmer who had four daughters. He was in a habit of
worrying about his daughter and always answered the door with a shotgun. One night
he hears a knock at the door and finds a young man standing there.
The young man says: "My name is Freddy. I've come to pick up
Betty. We're going out for spaghetti. I hope she's ready."
The farmer thought that was cute so he let them go out. Pretty soon another
knock on the door and another young man was there.
He said: "My name is Vance. I've come for Nance. We're going to a
dance. Is she ready by chance?"
Again the farmer thought it was cute and let them go. Soon another knock on
the door with yet another young man standing there.
He said: "My name is Moe. I'm here to get Flo. We're going to a
show. Is she ready to go?"
Once again the farmer thought it was cute and he let them go. Again there was
a knock on the door and a young man was standing there.
He said: "My name is Chuck,…"
.......... the farmer shot him!
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