"Charm School"
Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on the porch swing
of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman said, "When my first child was
born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me."
The second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."
The first woman continued "When my second child was born, my husband
bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive."
Again, the second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."
The first woman boasted "Then, when my third child was born, my husband
bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did *your* husband buy
for you when you had your first child?"
The second woman replied, "My husband sent me to charm school."
"Charm school!" the first woman cried, "Land sakes, child,
what on Earth for?"
The second woman responded, "So that instead of saying 'who gives a
flying puck,' I learned to say 'Well, isn't that nice'!"
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