"What's In A Sack?"
Two West Virginia hillbillies approach each other on a
country road. One is carrying a sack over his shoulder.
"Hey, Billy Bob," calls out to the other,
"What you got in that sack?"
"Some chickens."
"If I guess how many chickens you got, will you give
me one of them?"
“Hell, Joe Bob, if you guess how many chickens I got
in the sack, I'll give you *both* of them."
"Okay. Er... Five?"
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