"Redneck Wins Lottery!"
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to
claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way.
We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next
19 years."
The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won
it, and I want it."
Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day
and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!!
If you're not going to give me my $20 million "right now,"
THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!"
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