“Parking”
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spot overlooking
a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a
couple inside with the dome light on. There
was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the
back seat knitting.
He stopped to investigate. He
walked up to the driver's window and knocked.
The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes
Officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading
this magazine."
Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked,
"And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look
like? She's knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man.
"I'm nineteen," he replied.
"And how old is she?" asked the officer.
The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve
minutes she'll be eighteen."
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