"Glazed Eyes"
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes
are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but
notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
"How To Beat A Speeding Ticket"
A Howard County Traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the
posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic
of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Columbia."
The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well...
OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
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