"The Masquerade Ball"
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was
amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the
car and asked, "Why, Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks,
would it?"
"That it is," Mike replied grimly, "ever since I arrested the
judge on his way to the masquerade ball."
"You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat.
"How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?"
demanded Mike.
"Well," mused Pat, "'tis life and there's a lesson in this
somewhere."
"That there is," replied Mike. ... "It’s wise never to
book a judge by his cover."
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