“What's The Difference?”
A motorcycle cop had just pulled over a red Porsche after
it had run a stop sign. "May I see your driver's license and registration
please?"
"What's the problem, officer?"
"You just ran that stop sign back there."
"Oh come on, pal, there wasn't a car within miles of
me."
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a
complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!"
"It's no joke, sir."
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no
one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to
come to a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and..."
“You've got a lot of time on your hands, pal. What's
the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"
"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your
license and registration immediately."
"I will, if you can tell me the difference between
slowing down and coming to a complete stop."
The policeman had enough.
"Sir, I can do better than that."
He opened the car door, dragged the rude motorist out, and
proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick.
“Now sir, would you like for me to come to a complete stop or just slow
down?"
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