"I Can't Co Dat, Officer!"
A police officer pulls over a guy who had been weaving in and out of the
lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and
says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry
officer, I can't do dat. I am a asthmatic 'n
if I do dat, I'll have a really bad asthma attack!"
"Okay, fine. I need you to
come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do dat eeder! I am
a hemophiliac. If I do dat, I'll bleed to
death!"
"Well, then we need a urine
sample."
"I'm sorry officer, I can't
do dat eeder. I am also a diabetic. If I do dat, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then, I need you to come out here and walk this white
line."
"I can't do dat,
officer."
"Why not?"
"Cause I'm drunk as a
skunk!"
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