"Octogenarian's Wedding Night"
At 85 years, a fellow marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new
husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate
suites.
She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the
festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting.
Sure enough the knock comes, and there is her groom ready for action. They
unite in conjugal union, and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her, and she
prepares to go to sleep for the night.
After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old man is again
ready for more action. Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again
successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep for
the second time when there is another knock at the door, and there he is again fresh as a
25 year old and ready for more.
Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they’re lying in
afterglow, the young bride says to him, "I am really impressed that a guy your age
has enough juice to go for it three times. I've been with guys less than half your age who
were only good for one..... You're great!"
Octogenarian looks confused for a time. Then he turns to her and says,
"Oh.... Was I already here?"
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