"Raisin Bread"
A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a
penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the
clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. "I'd like some raisin
bread, please." the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin
bread located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is
provided with an excellent view. As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male
customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction.
Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to
see the clerk climb up and down those stairs.
After a few trips, the clerk is tired and irritated. She
stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below. She notices
an elderly man standing amongst the throng.
"Is yours raisin too?" the clerk yells at him
testily.
"No," croaks the feeble old man... "But it's startin' to
twitch."
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