"The Hat"
A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden
windstorm.
She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand, and she was
holding her hat snuggly against her head with her other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward,
and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing her privates for everyone to see.
The policeman came up to her and said, "Ma'am, you should be ashamed of
yourself, letting you skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your hat. Everybody is taking a good look at what you've got. Don't you think that pulling your dress down is
more important than worrying about your hat?"
"Look, sonny," the old lady replied, "What these people are
looking at is 85 years old. ...But the hat is
BRAND NEW!"
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