"Bad Sex?"
There was an old-married couple swinging on their porch. They swung for a
while, then suddenly the old woman punched her husband as hard as she could. He went
flying down the porch steps. He got up, dusted himself off and said,” What the hell
was that for?!"
"That was for 50 years of bad sex!" was her reply.
He sat down and they swung a little bit more. Then suddenly the old man
punched his wife as hard as he could. She got up, dusted herself off, and asked,
"What the hell was that for?!"
Came the reply: "That's for knowing the difference!"
"The 50th Anniversary"
An elderly couple decided to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving
their honeymoon. They get a reservation for
the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort.
After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating
in the nude.
The wife says "Oh Harold! This
is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel
all warm and tingly!"
To which he replies "Well, they ought to, Gladys... One is a hanging in your oatmeal, and the other is
in your coffee!"
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