"Stiff Neck"
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his
grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
"Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here
with no pants on?" he asked again. The
old man slyly looked at him and said, "Well last week I sat out here with no shirt
on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your
Grandma's idea!!"
"Heal the Sick"
A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist comes on and
promises to heal the sick.
"If only you would pray with him and place your right hand in the air
and place your left hand on the afflicted area."
So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch. His wife says, "Gee Honey. He said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"
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