“How Old Am I?”
An older woman was sitting on a bench in the park reading
her newspaper when she was interrupted by an elderly man who said, "I'll bet you
can't guess how old I am." She looked up
and said, "Take off your clothes." He
did and she said, "Turn around." After
looking him over carefully she said, "Turn around again." The old gentleman turned around again.
At this point, the woman reached over and fondled the older
man's private parts for a few minutes. Then
she said, "Turn completely around again." After
he had turned around yet another time, the old lady said, "You're 93 years old."
He was astonished and said, "That's really amazing,
how did you know?"
"You told me yesterday."
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