"Gray Hair"
A senior citizen decided to visit the social security office to sign up for
his benefits. Upon his arrival the clerk asked
for proof of his age. When he reached for his wallet, the embarrassed old man realized he
had left it home.
After explaining his problem to the clerk, she replied, "Don't worry,
just open your shirt, and if your chest hair is gray you will qualify." The senior citizen opened up his shirt and was soon
signed up for his benefits.
Upon arriving home, he related the story to his wife. She looked at him,
smiled and said, "Too bad you didn't drop your pants. You would have qualified for
disability too!"
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