"Breakfast for Newlyweds"
This guy and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton for their
honeymoon night. At the front desk, they check in, and the receptionist gives the
groom the key to the bridal suite. Just then he says to the groom, "Sir, It is
now 6 o' clock, dinner will be served from 7:30 onwards."
The groom looks at him and says, "Thank you, but we
won't be needing any." and off he and his bride go to the room.
The whole evening the people next door the bridal suite are
phoning down to the main desk to complain about all the moaning, which doesn't stop for
one minute the whole night.
Next morning at 6am, the groom phones down to room service.
"Hi, could I get some breakfast brought up here?"
"Sure, what would you like?" asks room service.
The groom says, "Well, I have to replace all the energy I lost last night so you'd
better get me 6 fried eggs, 9 sausages, 12 slices of toast and 6 liters of orange
juice!"
Room service replies, "Gee, that's quite an appetite
you got there. Is that for your wife as well, or just for you?"
"No, that's just for me. Can you send up six pieces of
lettuce for my wife as well?"
Room service asks, "Why six pieces of lettuce?"
The groom replies, "I have to see if she can eat like a rabbit as
well!!"
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