“Blue Testicles”
A week after their marriage, the newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor. "I can't figure it out Doc, my testicles are
turning blue."
The doctor examined him and confirmed the unusual condition. He asked the wife, "Are you using the
diaphragm I prescribed?"
"Yes." she replied.
"And what kind of jelly are you using?" the doctor then asked.
"Grape." she said.
“Praying”
On their wedding night, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room.
After making her preparations, the bride left the bathroom to find the bridegroom on his
knees in front of the bed.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm praying for guidance," answered the young man.
"I'll take care of that," she replied. "You better pray for
endurance."
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