“Deaf Couple”
Two deaf people get married. During
the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom
when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and
misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple
signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze
my left breast one time. If you don't want to
have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a good idea and signs back to his wife,
"Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis one
time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis.... fifty times..."
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