“A Snapping Virginity?”
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her
doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this week-end, and my fiancée thinks I'm
a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help
me?”
After the doctor stopped laughing, he said, “Medically,
no. But here's something you can try on your
wedding night. When you're getting ready for
bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in,
snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will
fall for this.
They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon
suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the
bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with
her man.
Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it
in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "What the hell was
that??"
The wife explains, "Oh nothing, honey, that was just
my virginity snapping."
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!"
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