“Brand New”
A man is going to work one day and accidentally slams his penis in the car
door. Goes to the doctor, and the doctor says,
"We're going to have to put a splint on that."
The guy says, "No way Doc, I'm getting married in a week."
The Doc replies "Well if we don't, it's going to be bent for the rest of
your life."
Finally the guy agrees, and the doctor gets out a couple of tongue depressors
and some tape and fixes him up.
A week later, and he's on his honeymoon...
His new wife is doing a slow, seductive strip-tease in front of him. She takes off her bra and says, "See these? They've never been touched by a man before." She then takes off her panties and says, "See
this? It's never been seen by a man before."
So the husband whips off his shorts and says, "See this? It's not even out of the crate yet!"
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