"Ya Gotta Help Me Doc!"
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta
help me!"
The doctor asks, "What's your problem?"
The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my
'morning flagpole'... I give the missus a
quick one, and then go to work. On the way to
work, I carpool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride
to work.
Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea
time, I go into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office girls.
At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a
good boinking. For afternoon tea, I give the
boss's wife a good servicing. Then, I go home
and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night,
I give the missus another screw....."
"So...????" asked the doctor. "What's your problem?!?"
The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate!"
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