"Cat Calls"
A veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home
from tending to all the sick animals, his wife
was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner. After dinner, they had a few more drinks and went
happily to bed.
At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. "Is this the vet?" asked an elderly
lady's voice.
"Yes, it is," replied the vet, "Is this an
emergency?"
"Well, sort of", said the elderly lady,
"There's a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating,
and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about
it?"
There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then
patiently replied, "Open the window and tell them they're wanted on the phone."
"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that
stop them?"
"Well, it should," said the vet, "It stopped
ME!"
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