"No Sex On Wednesdays"
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is
exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic
tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.
"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday," she
says.
The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.
"I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband."
"His Glass Eye"
A few days before his proctologic exam, a one eyed man
accidentally swallowed his glass eye.
He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects,
so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed
instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he
looked up the man's butt was that glass eye staring right back at him!
"You know," said the doctor, "you really
have to learn to trust me."
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