"An Anomaly?"
A woman comes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I need
your help."
"What seems to be the problem?" inquires the
physician.
"Well," says the woman, blushing ever so
slightly, "You see... My husband does not
satisfy me sexually. He tries and he tries,
but he is just not enough for me. What can I
do?"
"Hmmmm," said the good doctor, "That's a bit
out of my league. Has *he* seen the
doctor?"
"Yes, he has. He
is perfectly Ok. He just can't provide me with
what I need. You've got to help
me!"
"Er... Why
don't you take a lover?" suggests the doctor.
"But I have!" replies the woman, "I still
don't get enough."
"Take Another Lover."
"I did."
"Well, take another one!" says the exasperated
Doc.
"I did!" exclaims the woman, "As a matter of
fact, I have a husband and eight lovers. And I
still don't get enough sex!"
"Gosh, that's an anomaly."
"Oh, Doctor! Please
tell them it's an anomaly! They all keep
telling me I'm a whore!"
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