"Medical Sex Facts..."
1. It takes 116 muscles to climax, but only 17 to smile.
2. Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world... it's an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast.
3. The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple
orgasms (20 or more per hour) can induce a coma and near-fusion with the mattress.
4. Eat and drink sensibly. The combination of alcohol and
sex, especially after long abstinence, can cause spontaneous fizzle.
5. Improved breath control increases oxygen supply
throughout entire body, prevents asphyxiation during mighty kisses, trims and tones
pelvis, promotes a stronger upper body enabling you to hold on tight and keep partner from
damaging furniture during moments of ecstasy.
6. Better coordination prevents confusion during intricate
manipulations, permitting you to talk and perform at the same time.
7. A single ejaculation, especially from a man, contains
enough sperm cells to fertilize every woman in the Marines.
8. Oral sex is a great way to firm the lower face.
9. After 16 steady hours of sex, it is wise to check your
insurance policy.
10. "Where am I?" should not be considered an
abnormal response to immense orgasm.
11. Men who experience difficulty with insertion should see
a guidance counselor.
12. Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack.
13. It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach,
especially if it belongs to your partner.
14. You know that you've had too much sex when your life
begins to flash before your eyes.
15. You know I've had too little sex when my partner begins
to flash before my eyes.
16. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy,
wealthy and in demand.
17. Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it
stand up straight.
18. Thirty percent of our body heat escapes through the
head (wear a hat during sex).
19. Sex on an inclined surface (an anthill, for example)
builds endurance.
20. The length of an orgasm is usually anywhere from three
to eleven seconds or four to seven feet.
21. 1970 FDA approves spray-on Vaseline.
22. To prevent bedsores, oil the sheets.
23. Maintenance tip for massages: change the oil every
10,000 strokes.
24. Sexual survival depends on knowing the difference
between a birthmark and a rash.
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