“Sauerkraut”
A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and
shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant. Not wanting to
have his wife find out, he gave the nurse a large amount of money and asked her to go out
of the country, to Germany, to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there. "But how will you now when our baby is
born?" she asked. "Well," he
said, "after you've had the baby, just send me a post card an write
"sauerkraut" on the back."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and
went off to Germany. Six months went by and
then one day the doctor’s wife called him at his office. "Dear, you received a
very strange post card in the mail today", she explained. "I don't understand
what it means!"
"Just wait until I get home and I will read it",
he replied.
Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his post
card which said:
"Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut,
two with wieners, one without."
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