"Six Foot Cockroach"
A man is sitting at home one evening when the doorbell
rings. When he answers the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach is standing there. The cockroach
immediately punches him between the eyes and scampers off.
The next evening, the man is sitting at home when the
doorbell rings. When he answers the door, the cockroach is there again. This time, it
punches the man, kicks him and karate chops him before running away.
The third evening, the man is sitting at home when the
doorbell rings. When he answers the door, the cockroach is there yet again. It leaps at
the man and stabs him several times before making off. The gravely injured man manages to
crawl to the telephone and summon an ambulance. He is rushed to intensive care, and they
save his life.
The next morning, the doctor is doing his rounds. He asks
our hero what happened, so the man explains about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks,
culminating in the near fatal stabbing.
The doctor thinks for a moment and says,
"Yes, there is a nasty bug going around."
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