"Fat and Skip"
A man was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a
diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a
day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at
least 5 pounds."
When the man returned, he shocked the doctor by losing
nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did
you follow my instructions?"
The man nodded. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I
was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
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