Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi 

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! 

Arizona: Dehyd-rific! 

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthang 

California: As Seen on TV 

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother 

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character 

Delaware: Wow..... you're in Delaware 

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids 

Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism 

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) 

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good 

Illinois: Gateway to Iowa 

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free 

Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk 

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States 

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names 

Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Slogan 

Maine: Cheap Lobster 

Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware 

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) 

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians 

Minnesota: For Sale 

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State 

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work 

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else 

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest 

Nevada: Whores and Poker! 

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone 

New Jersey: You Want a F$%&in' Motto? I Got Yer F$%&in' Motto Right Here! 

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets 

New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney 

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable 

North Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!! 

Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland 

Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing 

Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner 

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal 

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island 

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender 

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota 

Tennessee: The Educashun State 

Texas: Se Hablo Ingles 

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus 

Vermont: Yep 

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? 

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! 

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? 

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really! 

Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese 

Wyoming: Wynot?