"The 50 Most Popular Oxymorons"
1. Act naturally
2. Found missing
3. Resident alien
4. Advanced BASIC
5. Genuine imitation
6. Safe sex
7. Airline food
8. Good grief
9. Same difference
10. Almost exactly
11. Government organization
12. Sanitary landfill
13. Alone together
14. Legally drunk
15. Silent scream
16. British fashion
17. Living dead
18. Small crowd
19. Business ethics
20. Microsoft Works
21. Soft rock
22. Butt head
23. Military intelligence
24. Software documentation
25. California culture
26. New classic
27. Sweet sorrow
28. Childproof
29. "Now, then . . ."
30. Synthetic natural gas
31. Christian Scientists
32. Passive aggression
33. Taped live
34. Clearly misunderstood
35. Peace force
36. Temporary tax increase
37. Computer jock
38. Plastic glasses
39. Terribly pleased
40. Computer security
41. Political science
42. Tight slacks
43. Definite maybe
44. Pretty ugly
45. Twelve-ounce pound cake
46. Diet ice cream
47. Rap music
48. Working vacation
49. Exact estimate
50. Jumbo Shrimp
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