"Snappy Comebacks to the age old question
'Why aren't you married yet'?"
1. You haven't
asked yet.
2. I was hoping
to do something meaningful with my life.
3. What? And spoil my great sex life?
4. Nobody would
believe me in white.
5. Because I
just love hearing this question.
6. Just lucky,
I guess.
7. It gives my
mother something to live for.
8. My fiancé
is awaiting parole.
9. I'm still
hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
10. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss
Saigon?
11. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
12. It didn't seem worth a blood test.
13. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
14. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out
of dating.
15. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
16. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
17. They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
18. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer
happiness.
19. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust
those voodoo doll rituals.
20. What? And
lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
21. We really want to, but my lover's husband just won't go
for it.
22. I don't want to have to support another person on my
paycheck.
23. Why aren't you thin?
24. I'm married to my career, although recently we have
been considering a trial separation.
25. (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a
husband and a child would be redundant.
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