"Tut & Thud"
It was a nice day at the park by the lake. Three guys were casting theirs
lines to catch some fish and a couple was rowing in a small boat.
Two crows were cruising by, eyeing for some targets to poop on. (Those
nasty birds!) The younger of the two crows tried to show off and dove onto those
three guys.
Tut, tut, tut. But it went thud, thud, hitting only two of the three.
The older crow went towards the couple in the moving row boat. Tut, tut. And it
went thud, hitting only one of the couples. Since this was a moving target, it didn't seem
all that bad.
Then out from nowhere came this little bird, wings still wet like it was just
been hatched. It dove towards those three guys. Tut, tut, tut. Thud, thud, thud. It
swooped over to the row boat. Tut, tut. Thud, thud. Then a kid riding a bike came around.
It flew over there. Tut. Thud. And it then rested on a tree branch.
So the two crows felt embarrassed and went over there, said, "We are
impressed! Where do you learn to poop on people like that?"
The little one said, "I may be a new hatch but I've got plenty of
experience. In my former life I was a lawyer."
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