"Priorities"
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit
the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the
lawyer was hopping up and down with rage, complaining bitterly about the damage to his
precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!" he shrieked.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted
the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice
that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh no...." replied the lawyer, looking down and noticing for the
first time the bloody stump where his left arm had once been.
"Where's my Rolex???"
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