"Taking It With You"
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take
all his money with him. He called his priest,
his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside.
"Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so
I can take all my money with me."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away a limousine, the priest suddenly broke
into tears and confessed that he had only put $20,000 into the envelope because he needed
$10,000 for a new baptistery.
"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said
the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at
the hospital which cost $20,000."
The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of
you," he exclaimed. "I want it known
that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full
$30,000."
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