"Confession?"
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and
after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day, Carlson came back to the judge
who had presided at the hearing.
"Your Honor," he said, "I want to get out a
warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine."
"Why?" asked the judge. "He won your
acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for?"
"Well, your Honor," replied Carlson, "I
didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole."
"Free Advice"
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their
conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the
doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked
the lawyer, "What do you do
to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're
out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer,
"and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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