“Punishment”
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by
the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized
as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast
for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."
"Shut up," barked the devil, jabbing him with his
pitchfork in a sensitive place. "Who are you to question that woman's
punishment?"
"An Accident"
A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country
road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car
and offered him a drink from his hip flask.
The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the
lawyer, who carefully closed it and put it away. "Aren't you going to have a drink
yourself?" asked the doctor.
"Sure; after the police leave," replied the lawyer.
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