“Oldest Profession”
A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing over whose was the oldest
profession. The doctor asserted that, of course, a physician removed Adam's rib to create
Eve. The engineer disagreed and said, "Of course, an engineer had to have constructed
the Garden of Eden."
"I have you both beaten," the lawyer gloated. "Before Adam and
Eve, before the Garden of Eden, before all creation, there was a state of chaos,
wasn’t it? And who but lawyers could have
created that?"
“Vacation”
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him
what he was doing there.
The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it
caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"
The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi?
Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds."
The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how do you start
a flood?"
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