"The Birds and The Bees"
One day little Tommy came up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did I
come from?" Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of
life.
So, Dad told his son how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of
life, how life developed in the womb and finally how a child was born. As Dad told the
story, his son's eyes got wider and wider.
When Dad was finished, his son said, "Wow, that's really neat. That sure
beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Philadelphia."
"Patio”
Two kindergarten little girls are talking and one said to
the other, "I found a condom on the patio this morning."
The other child said, "Er.... What is a patio???"
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