"A Perfect Penis"
Two little boys were at school and heard the word "penis" while
they were playing on the school yard. One asked the other if he knew what a penis was. The
kid said he didn't know but would ask his dad when he got home.
That evening, the little boy asked his dad, "Dad, what's a penis?"
His dad said," Son, I'll not only tell you, I'll show you". So they go into the
bathroom. His dad lowers his pants and
proudly announces," Son, that's a penis. Not
only is it a penis, but it's a perfect penis!"
The next day at school the little boy finds his friend and they go to the
bathroom together. The boy lowers his pants and says, "See that? That's a
penis." He pauses for a moment and adds,
"Not only is it a penis, but if it were two inches shorter, it would be a perfect
penis."
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