“Jelly Beans”
There once was a little girl who wore a dress to school
every day and really loved jelly beans more than anything. The boys at her school decided
to take full advantage of this and one day approached her and offered to give her a bag
filled with 50 jelly beans if she would climb the school yard flagpole. She did and came
back down so the boys gave her the jelly beans.
That day she came running home and yelled to her mom,
"Mommy! Mommy! Today the boys at school gave me 50 jelly beans to climb the flagpole
at school!" The mother shook her head and
replied "Oh no! They just did that so they could see up your dress and see your
underwear! I don't want you to ever do this again!"
So the next day the boys offered her 100 jelly beans to
climb the flag pole. She did, they gave her the jelly beans, and she ran home again and
said to her mother "Mommy! Look! Today they gave me 100 jelly beans for climbing the
flagpole!" The mother got upset and told
her, "They just did that so they could see your underwear!!! Listen to me! I don't
want you to ever let this happen again!"
So the next day the boys offered her 200 jelly beans to
climb the flagpole. She did without haste and ran home again and shouted with a wide smile
on her face, "Mommy! Look! I got 200 jelly beans to climb the flagpole today!"
At that, the mother said, "What have I been telling you the past couple days?!
They're just doing that to see your underwear!" and the little girl replied still
smiling triumphantly,
"I know! I know! But this time I tricked them! I didn't wear any!"
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