“What's Sex?”
A little girl runs out to the back-yard where her father is working, and asks
him "Daddy, what's sex?" So, her
father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about
conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs etc... He tells her about puberty,
menstruation, erections, wet-dreams... He thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her
the works. He describes masturbation, anal and oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage
and discipline, rape, pedophilia, homosexuality, bestiality, sex toys etc., etc...
The girl is somewhat awe struck with this sudden influx of bizarre new
knowledge, and her father finally asks:
"So what did you want to
know about sex for?”
"Oh, mummy said lunch would
be ready in a couple of secs..."
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